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Thursday, June 08, 2006

OK, so today there was good news out of Iraq. An evil man is dead and he'll be in hell soon having a sweetened tea with the likes of Strom Thurmond. That's right no virgins for you but fuck all the goats you can wrestle away from Stalin.

Thank you to every member of our armed forces who took part in the airstrike today. And to all 130,000ish of you over there - thank you, come home soon.

And to whoever decided that Zarkie's usefulness was at an end and ratted him and perhaps his issue out - thank you as well. Be you Sunni or Persian. Thank you

1 Comments:

  • At 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I heard it was Wolf Blitzer who did the ratting. Gonna be a big CNN coup. Until MSNBC does an expose on why Wolfie was in with Zarkie in the first place. Apparently Paula Zahn did the initial leg work but then woke up one morning with a slammin headache and memory loss after a correspondent dinner.

    Anyway, the real story is coming out in the next edition of US Magazine.

    Go troops. Home, that is.

     

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